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SolaraSlayer
12/21/2007 12:36:59 PM
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
Cowboy6622
12/21/2007 12:39:50 PM
LOL!!! Greetings come with disclaimers now?  wow... lol
SolaraSlayer
12/21/2007 12:40:57 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cowboy6622

LOL!!! Greetings come with disclaimers now?  wow... lol

 
Only for Democrats and the like.
Cowboy6622
12/21/2007 12:41:59 PM
and thus the political mayhem begins.
SolaraSlayer
12/21/2007 12:45:27 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: SolaraSlayer

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

 
For the rest of us:
 
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
04 Intimidator
12/21/2007 12:50:09 PM
I want all my Walmart greeters to be saying that speech now!!!  :)
kweef
12/21/2007 1:27:35 PM
lol could u imagine walkin into walmart and u have to stand there and wait for ur greeter to finish his disclaimer lol
Taz
12/21/2007 1:49:31 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: SolaraSlayer

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

 
Ow!!!  My brain hurts!
So the law classes are going well there Dave?  lol  
SolaraSlayer
12/21/2007 1:54:36 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Taz


Ow!!!  My brain hurts!
So the law classes are going well there Dave?  lol  

 
Mia and I enjoy our 2 person watch-dog group.  ;)
Revitupfaster
12/21/2007 4:27:13 PM
Holy crap GPD........Clarence Darrow would be impressed. Also probably one of the few that would understand it.
HyperFox
12/21/2007 5:17:21 PM
Lolol.. I think He could be our new public affairs person!
BLACK ATTACK
12/21/2007 8:07:18 PM
Typical Republican... Leaving so many loopholes in their disclaimer it makes a liberal lawyer drool
knightfan26917
12/22/2007 12:03:10 AM
LOL!
 
I've seen that a few times ... always tickles my funny bone ;).
 
 
Course, put a bit more succinctly, perhaps:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
 
 
 
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